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2007 Carlton Palmers A= ward

Staring: Bill Wilson, B= ill Handley, Martin Dollard, Lawrence Parker (Loz), Neil Blanchflower (Blanco), Andy Smart (Smarty), Sean Baker, Steve Rawlinson (BBQ Steve), Andy Carman, Taggy, (Honest) John Day, Angus Clowe (Gus), Paul Kynock

The Sekonda= award for poor time keeping:

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Ø &n= bsp; Bill Wilson for all the years of practice and hard work to ensure no two matches are the same lengt= h.

Ø &n= bsp; Bill Handley for saying that he was not going to drink this ti= me so he could keep an eye on Bill Wilson.

Ø= Martin Dollard for just being near Bill Wilson= .

Winner: Bill Wilson, however this should really be a Team award as many people were involved in distracting B= ill to ensure that the same level of time keeping as in the previous years cont= inued.

The Muddy T= owel Award:

Ø= = Loz Pa= rker for using someone else’s towel to dry his privates (and other areas) = with out them knowing.

Ø= = Andy S= mart for witnessing the event.

Ø= = Sean B= aker for knowing nothing about this.

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Winner: Sean Baker for wiping his face with the towel and not knowing about it until now.

= The Tourette's centre of excellence award:

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Ø= = Blanco= has been a legend over the years for his use of expletive language.<= /span>

Ø= = Loz is undeniably Blanco’s apprentice, however in recent times he has starte= d to out shine his master in the public performance of the C word.

Ø= = Steve Rawlinson off the pitch a timid man, however once on the pitch he is renown= ed for sudden out bursts of the most colorful language.

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Winner: Loz it now appears the apprentice becomes the master, his acceptance speech could not be print= ed for legal reasons.

John Smith ‘AVE IT award:

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Ø &n= bsp; Sean Baker for doing the seemingly impossible by deftly scooping the ball over the opposition’s bar from less than 4 y= ards out.

Ø &n= bsp; Blanco, who in the spirit of camaraderie coolly slotted home after Andy Buck had saved the penalty kick for an OG.

Ø= Smarty= for seeing Sheffield’s keeper slip and present the ball to his feet decid= ing that is was fair play was to score, even though this was in the very first minute of Sheffield first game for over = 10 years.

Winner= : Sean Baker for a feat of undeniable skill

The Ideal H= ome award:

Ø= = Andy C= arman for building a house in his back garden.

Ø= = BBQ St= eve whose BBQ designs allegedly appeared in the Ideal Home exhibition.

Ø= = Loz (p= lus supporting cast) for making the refurbishment of his kitchen an epic event.=

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Winner: BBQ Steve, now as featured in grand de= signs and garden make over.

The = Jose Mourinho's diplomatic comment award: =

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Ø= = BBQ St= eve for his on pitch outbursts and lack of diplomacy.

Ø= = Sean B= aker for the occasional sudden out burst.

Ø Loz see The Tourette's centre of excellence award (above).

Winner: BBQ Steve, his sudden outbursts= have added to the superstar legend of BBQ Steve.

Vets Mid Life Crisis award:

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Ø= = Paul <= span class=3DSpellE>Kynoch for dancing with a bloke in a very Gay manner = in a nightclub.

Ø= = Dave C= arman for changing his mind about turning his garage into a pole-dancing bar.

Ø= = Bill W= ilson for buying a place in Thailand where the beer, birds and lady boys are all cheap.

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Winner was Paul Kynoch, however his wife told = him he had to go to Butlins so Andrew Adams picked up his award for him.

The role mo= del of the year award:

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Ø= = Blanco= for climbing a flagpole whilst drunk (slicing his are open), showing his son ho= w to do a judo role (breaking his collar bone).

Ø= = Taggy = for promising his wife he would not get involved in running the Vets and then becoming chairman.

Ø= = Loz for being threatened with being banned from the center every time Phillipa goes away and he goes on a mission.

Winner: Blanco for saying (to his sons) as blood po= ured for his arm “I don’t want to see either of you trying this, its= not big and not clever !!”

Vets Loved = up Award – sponsored by Viagra and the latecomers. =

Ø= = Martin= Kent for moving in with his woman so quickly.

Ø= = Gus for finally tacking the plunge and buying a house with his girlfriend.

Ø= = Dave R= eid for wanting everyone else’s girlfriend.

Winner: Martin Kent so quickly he fell !!=

The bagsie = award: =

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Ø= = Gary M= iller for claiming the only single woman at Blanco’s Elvis party.

Ø= = Dave R= eid for claiming he saw her first.

Ø= = Wilko = for trying to wind both the others up by saying he saw her first.

Winner: Gary Millar the hands down king of bagsie.=

&= nbsp; The Arthur Daly award for buying and selling dodgy goods award

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Ø &n= bsp; Honest John for saying he= has never sold anything dodgy.

Ø &n= bsp; Taggy for offering to get jewelry for club members

Ø &n= bsp; Dave Carman for buying TV with no internal workings from some bloke in a white van.=

Winner: T= aggy, some of the things he has said he was going to get were so late they had to= be used for the next special occasion and not the one that they were meant for= .